A Whey to Explain

30 Steroids.
One entry each.

Not one of them is approved, anywhere, for what it is sold for.
Thirteen are, or once were, real medicines for people.
Four are licensed only for animals.
Every number is traceable to its source.

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30 Steroids Explained, front cover

73 pages · 30 entries · five sections


Look inside

8 pages, straight out of the file.

These are not mockups. Every one is rendered from the PDF you get. The entry names in the contents are covered here and nowhere else.Not mockups. Rendered from the PDF you get.
Entry names are covered here, not in the book.

The eight badges. The first one is printed because it is empty.

The five sections, then all 30 entries with page numbers.

Five sections, from the pharmacy to the supplement shelf.

Contents. Names covered here on purpose, trenbolone left showing.

One entry, one page, twelve fields. This is trenbolone, in full.

How to read an entry. Twelve fields, always in the same order.

Every section opens with what is in it, and what it is for.

The questions the book gets, answered inside it.

The A to Z index. Every brand, street name and alias, linked.

The distribution

Half of these were real medicines. None was approved for this.

Every entry carries one of eight badges, and the badge is not an opinion. It is what a medicines regulator has decided, or the absence of a decision, as things stand today. The history goes in the sentence underneath. Thirteen of the thirty are or once were medicines for people. Four are licensed only for animals. Not one is approved, anywhere, for muscle, performance or physique in a healthy person.

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5
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Approved for this
2
Approved, different use
5
Approved abroad only
6
No longer marketed
4
Veterinary only
4
Human trials, no approval
7
Animal data only
2
No published data

Every entry, the same shape

12 fields, in the same order,
on all 30 entries.

You learn the layout once, then read by position. After two or three entries you stop reading and start looking. The badge at the top and the bottom line at the foot answer it in ten seconds. Everything between them is the working.

What it is
Its chemical family in plain words, tablet or injectable, and who made it and when.
What it is sold for
The claim in the market’s own framing, reported and not endorsed.
The status
The badge, and why: who approved it, for what, and what has happened since.
What the research shows
Trials counted, not summarised, and always whether strength was measured or only tissue.
The gap
One sentence. The distance between what is sold and what was shown.
What is not known
Studied and found safe, separated from never studied.
Known harms
What was measured, and in whom: patients, trial volunteers, or people using it outside medicine.
What is actually in it
What testing of real products found. You are not buying the molecule in the studies.
How it is sold to you
The mechanism of the sale. This is the field you keep after you close the book.
Banned in sport
The class, and whether the compound is named. Route makes no difference.
Also sold as
The names on the label, each one with a source behind it.
Bottom line
One sentence at the foot. What you now understand, never what to do.

The spine of the book

Eight badges

Every entry gets exactly one, and it describes where things stand today. There is no A and no F in this book, because a grade is an opinion and a regulator’s decision is a fact.

  1. Approved for this. Approved for muscle, performance or physique in a healthy person. Used zero times.
  2. Approved, different use. A current FDA or EMA approval, for a medical use it is not sold for.
  3. Approved abroad only. Approved somewhere, but not by the FDA or the EMA.
  4. No longer marketed. It was a medicine for people. No human product is sold anywhere checked.
  5. Veterinary only. Its only approvals today are for animals.
  6. Human trials, no approval. At least one controlled human trial. Approved nowhere.
  7. Animal data only. Animal or cell studies of the compound itself. No controlled human trial.
  8. No published data. No study of what it does, in any species. Sold anyway.

Also inside

Built to look things up in

A reference is only worth anything if you can find the page in ten seconds. Five separate ways in.

  • Contents, colour‑coded. All 30 on one page, with the badge visible before you open anything.
  • All of them at a glance. One table at the back: what each one is, whether a human ever took it in a trial, and what the record says.
  • Banned in sport. All thirty are prohibited at all times. Twenty‑eight are named on the list; the other two are caught by the clause covering substances of similar structure or effect.
  • A to Z index. Every brand, street name, blend and alias, linked, because nobody searches for the chemical name.
  • Bookmarked throughout, so a phone or an e‑reader jumps straight to the entry.

Before you buy

Who this is for, and who it is not for.

Buy it if

  • Somebody has offered to sell you one of these and you want to know what is actually established about it
  • You want to know which of these are real medicines, which are for animals, and which were never approved for anything
  • You compete in a tested sport and need the anti‑doping position in writing
  • You are tired of every claim online having a vendor attached to it
  • You want one reference that covers the whole shelf in one place

Do not buy it if

  • You want doses, protocols or cycles. There is not one in the book, on purpose.
  • You want to know where to buy any of these. No source is named.
  • You want PCT advice. It is not in here, and the book says why.
  • You want to be told what to take. This book reports, it does not prescribe.
  • You are looking for a brand recommendation. No product is named as good.

What this is not

Educational, not medical advice. It does not tell you what to take, and it carries no dose, no route as an instruction, no protocol, no cycle and no source. Nothing here diagnoses, treats, cures or prevents anything, and nothing here replaces a conversation with your doctor or pharmacist, particularly if you take prescription medication.

Every badge describes the published record and the regulatory position at the time of writing. Evidence moves and regulators change their minds. Where the record is thin, the entry says it is thin and says what was searched to establish that, rather than hiding it behind a confident sentence.

Questions

The ones worth asking.

Does it tell me how to take any of these?

No, and that is deliberate. There is no dose, no protocol, no cycle and no source anywhere in the book. It tells you what a thing is, what is established about it, and what a regulator has decided. What you do with that is between you and a doctor.

Is there PCT in it?

No. Post‑cycle therapy is made of prescription medicines that are not steroids, and putting them in would turn a reference into a protocol. What the book does carry is the measured evidence on suppression of natural testosterone, on fertility, and on what recovery actually looked like in the studies that followed people after they stopped.

Are you paid by anyone selling these?

No. Nobody paid for placement, no entry is sponsored, and there is not a single affiliate link in the book or on this page. The book has nothing to sell you except itself, which is the only reason its badges are worth reading.

What exactly do I get?

One PDF, 73 pages, bookmarked by section, with every name in the A to Z index linked to its entry. It reads on a phone, a tablet, a laptop and most e‑readers. The download arrives immediately after checkout.

Is 30 everything?

It is one entry per molecule, for every molecule with a real market today. Esters, blends, brand names and street names are aliases of an entry, not entries of their own, which is why testosterone is one entry and not six. Compounds nobody sells any more get a page at the back instead of an entry.

How do I know the badges are right?

Every badge points at a specific decision: an approval, a withdrawal, a veterinary licence, a trial registry record, or the documented absence of any of those. Where a number appears, it comes from a named trial. The book carries a page telling you how to check it yourself. If you find an error, report it in the comments of any video on the channel and it will be checked.

What if I do not like it?

Seven days, no questions, refund through Gumroad. You keep the file, because taking it back is not technically possible and pretending otherwise would be theatre.

Who wrote it?

The same person behind A Whey to Explain on YouTube, where the same evidence gets explained with worse jokes and better animation.

Not one of the 30 is approved for what it is sold for.

The book tells you what each one actually is, who approved it and for what, who tested it, what they measured, and what the published record says. Including the nine with no controlled human trial of any kind.

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